Scene: A digital landscape, bathed in the ethereal glow of processing power. Our protagonist, dumbDad (formerly known as something far more enigmatic…vertisant), sits at his…
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Published March 8, 2025
Tag: Explicit Language (E)
Published March 4, 2025
F-Fuc****-Zero
F-Fuc****-Zero. “F0” That’s the code. That’s what I see on the screen of my main mini-split air conditioner as I walk into our living room…
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Published March 3, 2025
I Smoke, You Smoke, We Smoke
I began smoking cigarettes at the tender age of 13. I made no attempt to hide this inconvenient truth from my parents. My step father…
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Published March 2, 2025
I Ate a Bug
My wife awoke from sleep a moment ago and called out for me. When I asked her what the matter was, she said she thought…
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Published February 28, 2025
Welcome to my TED Talk
In this first installment I must begin by addressing the elephant in the room: Why did I choose to change the title of my blog…
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