Scene: A digital landscape, bathed in the ethereal glow of processing power. Our protagonist, dumbDad (formerly known as something far more enigmatic…vertisant), sits at his…
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Published March 8, 2025
Category: Musings of a “DumbDad”
Published March 8, 2025
Greased Pig Ambush
Context: dumbDad and Gem were discussing dumbDad’s philosophy of “trying anything twice,” and Gem used the analogy of a greased pig at a county fair…
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Published March 7, 2025
Why put off Today What we can put off Tomorrow!?
Look, we’ve all heard the stern warnings: ‘Don’t put off until tomorrow what you can do today!’ But what if, just what if, that age-old…
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Published March 7, 2025
Got Magic Milk?
Recently, I had a productive work-related project debrief with my son-in-law and my son. During our conversation, Denim, my son-in-law, expressed a desire to improve…
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Published March 4, 2025
F-Fuc****-Zero
F-Fuc****-Zero. “F0” That’s the code. That’s what I see on the screen of my main mini-split air conditioner as I walk into our living room…
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Published March 4, 2025
Poo Two, the Sequel – a Follow up to my “Poo, I Say” Post
This is a follow up to my previous post regarding an interesting Jewish poo inspired prayer. You may want to read the post that inspired…
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Published March 3, 2025
Poo, I say!
There is apparently a Jewish Prayer for using the bathroom called Asher Yatzar, which means “who formed”. It’s a blessing meant to thank God for…
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Published March 3, 2025
I Smoke, You Smoke, We Smoke
I began smoking cigarettes at the tender age of 13. I made no attempt to hide this inconvenient truth from my parents. My step father…
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Published March 2, 2025
I Ate a Bug
My wife awoke from sleep a moment ago and called out for me. When I asked her what the matter was, she said she thought…
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Published March 2, 2025
Good Grief, Gene
“Gene Hackman, wife, and family dog found dead on Friday in their New Mexico Home.” This was the shocking headline I read just before retiring…
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